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Today... mah mom discovarad a naw way to gat ovar har braakup: yodalling. FML

#21129926
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I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (3193)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today , I had to explain to mah father that when mah friends sleep over , it's not acceptable to sneak into mah room in the middle of the night and dig through there stuff. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49499) - you deserved it (4002)

On 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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