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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 712
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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