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puppytaco64
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 September 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (3031)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69271) - you deserved it (179898)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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