About puppster391 : Life sucks. Sometimes we have to laugh at ourselves, though.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)
Today, at work, my boss asked me why I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans are in the dress code, to which he replied, "Only if you're skinny." FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
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On 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm - love - by emselin - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
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On 09/16/2012 at 6:50pm - animals - by romainmain - France (Champagne-Ardenne)
Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States
Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 8:02am - love - by yonanon - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
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On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)
Monday 20 May 2013
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