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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1060
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About puppie406 : Shiloh, 19, Transgender Male, Native American, Artist, Stoner, Lover of the corn dog, and speaker of many languages.

Currently fluent in English, Italian, and French. Conversational level Swedish and Japanese. Basic (not looking to improve) German, and currently learning Finnish with the goal of fluency.

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Visits<b>jdscott28</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:23am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:53am<b>Sharlock93</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:56am<b>RogueOne</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:11am<b>DjMckay</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:21pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:36pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14am<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:27am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:29am<b>Tamiaxoxo00</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:11am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:33pm<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:38pm<b>thepandaman01</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:49am<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:07pm<b>MudcakeSwoons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:42pm

Fucked!<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:13pm<b>classicate</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:42pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:20am<b>MudcakeSwoons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Junkiegamer</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:43pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:48am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:24am<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:13am<b>DreamHysteria</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Tannasgh</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:30pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 1:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:18am

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puppie406's favorite FMLs

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

by Fox_Undercover / 04/30/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I briefly had the coolest boss in the world. He stormed over to a nasty customer who was giving me hell, and he absolutely laid into her. It lasted about 10 seconds before he collapsed from a major heart attack. A coworker's already blamed me for not pacifying the customer in the first place and causing all this to happen. FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2016 at 2:20am / Australia / Work

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

by longing for emancipation / 04/29/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health

Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, as I was taking a shower, I felt something run down my back. Assuming it was water, I lathered up my loofah and scrubbed my back with it, only to hear a gross crunching sound. I pulled back my loofah to see a smushed, twitching cockroach that I had smeared on my back. FML

by kittywings / 04/28/2016 at 9:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

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Today, my mum is on a week-long trip. Everything was fine, until I realised she forgot to leave me any money. Now I'm out of food. FML

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I rolled my ankle, got pink eye, and have the flu. Unable to stand long enough to cook myself a meal, I opted for delivery. When I opened the door for the delivery boy, he backed away frantically with his arms up upon seeing me. Apparently, I look just as shitty as I feel. FML

by Sick As Hell / 04/27/2016 at 3:22am / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 8:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I guess my son's balls dropped. I've caught him humping his sister's Selena Gomez posters several times today. For god's sake. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Kids

Today, I caught my 7 year old sister poking a dead bird with a stick, causing maggots to start coming out of the bird's sad little body. I was horrified and threw up. She won't stop mocking me for being a "sissy". FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 3:41pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, my blind date started with, "I am required by law to tell you this: I am a registered sex offender." FML

by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML

by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

by empress gleskizor the third of glarkon / 04/18/2016 at 2:12pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous