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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1224
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About puppie406 : Shiloh, 19, Transgender Male, Native American, Artist, Stoner, Lover of the corn dog, and speaker of many languages.

Currently fluent in English, Italian, and French. Conversational level Swedish and Japanese. Basic (not looking to improve) German, and currently learning Finnish with the goal of fluency.

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Visits<b>jdscott28</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:23am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:53am<b>Sharlock93</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:56am<b>RogueOne</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:11am<b>DjMckay</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:21pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:36pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14am<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:27am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:29am<b>Tamiaxoxo00</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:11am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:33pm<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:38pm<b>thepandaman01</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:49am<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:07pm<b>MudcakeSwoons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:42pm

Fucked!<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:13pm<b>classicate</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:42pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:20am<b>MudcakeSwoons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Junkiegamer</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:43pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:48am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:24am<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:13am<b>DreamHysteria</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Tannasgh</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:30pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 1:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:18am

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Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

by emancipate me / 05/15/2016 at 3:59pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm still awake from not sleeping last night. The reason? At 2am I was in my garage when all of a sudden someone's phone went off outside. I live in the country and no one should be out there. Looks like I'm not sleeping for the next few weeks. FML.

Today, I got the wristbands in the mail for a music festival in a month and a half. This is my first time going to an event like this and I got overzealous and put it on. Now it's locked tightly on my wrist. I checked online after and it said not to put it on before you arrive at the event. FML

Today, I went to work expecting praise for working overtime last night after taking a client to the hospital. Instead, I got suspended without pay for working unapproved overtime. FML

by jackroarrr / 05/12/2016 at 1:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

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Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to 'break it up' with a gloved finger, and then he sent me home with directions on how to administer an enema. I do not recommend trying to give an enema to a kid that doesn't want one. FML

by anon mom / 05/11/2016 at 8:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML

by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

by Fox_Undercover / 04/30/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I briefly had the coolest boss in the world. He stormed over to a nasty customer who was giving me hell, and he absolutely laid into her. It lasted about 10 seconds before he collapsed from a major heart attack. A coworker's already blamed me for not pacifying the customer in the first place and causing all this to happen. FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2016 at 2:20am / Australia / Work

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

by longing for emancipation / 04/29/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health

Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, as I was taking a shower, I felt something run down my back. Assuming it was water, I lathered up my loofah and scrubbed my back with it, only to hear a gross crunching sound. I pulled back my loofah to see a smushed, twitching cockroach that I had smeared on my back. FML

by kittywings / 04/28/2016 at 9:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

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Today, my mum is on a week-long trip. Everything was fine, until I realised she forgot to leave me any money. Now I'm out of food. FML

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I rolled my ankle, got pink eye, and have the flu. Unable to stand long enough to cook myself a meal, I opted for delivery. When I opened the door for the delivery boy, he backed away frantically with his arms up upon seeing me. Apparently, I look just as shitty as I feel. FML

by Sick As Hell / 04/27/2016 at 3:22am / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 8:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids