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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1692
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About puppie406 : Shiloh, 19, Transgender Male, Native American, Artist, Stoner, Lover of the corn dog, and speaker of many languages.

Currently fluent in English, Italian, and French. Conversational level Swedish and Japanese. Basic (not looking to improve) German, and currently learning Finnish with the goal of fluency.

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Visits<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 1:25am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:14pm<b>heatherrr17</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:10am<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 6:53pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 10:11pm<b>EevieBear</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 11:55pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:09pm<b>jdscott28</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:23am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:53am<b>Sharlock93</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:56am<b>RogueOne</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:11am<b>DjMckay</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:21pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:36pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14am<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:27am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 4:23am<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:13pm<b>classicate</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:42pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:20am<b>MudcakeSwoons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Junkiegamer</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:43pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:48am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:24am<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:13am<b>DreamHysteria</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Tannasgh</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:30pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 1:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:18am

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Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML

by Jen / 10/20/2016 at 12:32pm / Work

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

by Modeon123 / 10/20/2016 at 6:11am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous

Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2016 at 12:37pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, after finally deciding to push past my extreme shyness, I talked to the person beside me in class. I was so nervous that when I went to take a sip of my coffee, it slipped out of my hand and splashed all over both of us. Not only did I ruin her white dress, but I also gave her mild burns. FML

by 242795 / 09/24/2016 at 2:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML

by AnonymousCow / 09/20/2016 at 9:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

by tracy4191 / 09/18/2016 at 1:21am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was told I have narcolepsy, and I've it for a year and a half. When asked why I didn't go to a doctor before, I answered that I'd always assumed it was a normal adult thing to fall asleep randomly because of how everyone says they're always exhausted. Apparently not. FML

by littlekellilee / 09/16/2016 at 12:27am / Canada / Health

Today, I was on a business trip with a co-worker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my cell phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML

by Rabite / 09/13/2016 at 7:22am / Germany / Transportation

Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2016 at 10:51pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone spilled ammonium hydroxide in ethanol solution in the lab, which smells like very concentrated urine. Since the experiment involved Bunsen burners, we couldn't turn on the fans. We had to work in a lab that smelled like Satan's piss for 2 hours. FML

by r1has / 09/12/2016 at 4:21am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

by KittyKat168 / 09/09/2016 at 5:34am / Germany / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single bra I own, and it wasn't one of them, or so I thought. Only after I broke up with him did I remember I lost that bra two months ago. FML

by Anonymous / 09/08/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML

by BabsZilla / 09/04/2016 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML

by Peter Parker / 08/30/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, after missing my flight and being stuck on the other side of the globe, I received a call telling me that the "male, neutered" kitten I adopted 7 months ago is now pregnant. FML