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puppie406

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1333
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About puppie406 : Shiloh, 19, Transgender Male, Native American, Artist, Stoner, Lover of the corn dog, and speaker of many languages.

Currently fluent in English, Italian, and French. Conversational level Swedish and Japanese. Basic (not looking to improve) German, and currently learning Finnish with the goal of fluency.

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Visits<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:09pm<b>jdscott28</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:23am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:53am<b>Sharlock93</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:56am<b>RogueOne</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:11am<b>DjMckay</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:21pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:36pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14am<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:27am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:29am<b>Tamiaxoxo00</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:11am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:33pm<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:38pm<b>thepandaman01</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:49am<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:07pm

Fucked!<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:13pm<b>classicate</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:42pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:20am<b>MudcakeSwoons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Junkiegamer</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:43pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:48am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:24am<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:13am<b>DreamHysteria</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Tannasgh</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:30pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 1:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:18am

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puppie406's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

Today, I found out that my brother buys audiobooks only to play them on "mute" so that he can tell everyone that he read them later and flaunt the proof. The rest of my family think he is a genius for reading War and Peace in two days and won't listen to me. FML

by Kiki / 06/23/2016 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my divorced parents have started sending each other photos of both of my bedrooms, to, “compare the shambles and see who wins.“ FML

by Naulwenn / 06/23/2016 at 12:25am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was giving a competitive dramatic speech. I got a little too into it and punched the ground to portray my character's anger. I must be one dedicated thespian because I was angry enough to break my hand. FML

by over_due / 06/21/2016 at 12:12pm / United States / Health

Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML

by DogBeater / 06/20/2016 at 9:21pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML

by Jokkim / 06/20/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried to cover it up by having her stuffed. I found it "her" on my bed when I got home. They think that it's sweet that they stuffed the cat they killed. FML

by sadblufly / 06/18/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

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Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML

by can't wait to go home / 06/10/2016 at 3:18pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

by EyesofStone / 05/31/2016 at 9:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML

by -1 Pair of Pants / 05/30/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

by emancipate me / 05/15/2016 at 3:59pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm still awake from not sleeping last night. The reason? At 2am I was in my garage when all of a sudden someone's phone went off outside. I live in the country and no one should be out there. Looks like I'm not sleeping for the next few weeks. FML.

Today, I got the wristbands in the mail for a music festival in a month and a half. This is my first time going to an event like this and I got overzealous and put it on. Now it's locked tightly on my wrist. I checked online after and it said not to put it on before you arrive at the event. FML