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puppie406

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1939
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About puppie406 : Shiloh, 19, Transgender Male, Native American, Artist, Stoner, Lover of the corn dog, and speaker of many languages.

Currently fluent in English, Italian, and French. Conversational level Swedish and Japanese. Basic (not looking to improve) German, and currently learning Finnish with the goal of fluency.

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Visits<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 1:25am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:14pm<b>heatherrr17</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:10am<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 6:53pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 10:11pm<b>EevieBear</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 11:55pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:09pm<b>jdscott28</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:23am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:53am<b>Sharlock93</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:56am<b>RogueOne</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:11am<b>DjMckay</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:21pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:36pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14am<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:27am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 4:23am<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:13pm<b>classicate</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:42pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:20am<b>MudcakeSwoons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Junkiegamer</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:43pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:48am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:24am<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:13am<b>DreamHysteria</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Tannasgh</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:30pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 1:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:18am

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Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML

by Alaska fire / 11/19/2016 at 5:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today my date kept offering to drop me off back home because he thought I wasn't enjoying myself at the dance. I wasn't enjoying myself at the dance because he kept asking if I wanted to leave. FML

Today, I was at work training for a new position. The girl who's been training me since I started decided to share about one of her tribe's proud, sacred traditions of eating raw, human flesh. I have another month shadowing her before I can work independently. I'm beyond disturbed. FML

by _sourdiesel7 / 11/10/2016 at 6:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML

by daughter in law / 11/08/2016 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I thought I was being a good worker by showing a mother and daughter several rooms before they settled on one. Turns out Mommy dearest only wanted a place for her brat to throw a party. The cops found alcohol, drugs, and guns. This from the people who complained about a loose chair arm. FML

Today, I drug tested my son for weed. He purposely filled the cup up to the top out of spite and I got piss all over my hands. Oh, and he failed. FML

by thinking of military school / 10/23/2016 at 4:35pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML

by Pudgymom / 10/20/2016 at 10:08pm / Health

Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML

by Jen / 10/20/2016 at 12:32pm / Work

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

by Modeon123 / 10/20/2016 at 6:11am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous

Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2016 at 12:37pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, after finally deciding to push past my extreme shyness, I talked to the person beside me in class. I was so nervous that when I went to take a sip of my coffee, it slipped out of my hand and splashed all over both of us. Not only did I ruin her white dress, but I also gave her mild burns. FML

by 242795 / 09/24/2016 at 2:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML

by AnonymousCow / 09/20/2016 at 9:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

by tracy4191 / 09/18/2016 at 1:21am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was told I have narcolepsy, and I've it for a year and a half. When asked why I didn't go to a doctor before, I answered that I'd always assumed it was a normal adult thing to fall asleep randomly because of how everyone says they're always exhausted. Apparently not. FML

by littlekellilee / 09/16/2016 at 12:27am / Canada / Health

Today, I was on a business trip with a co-worker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my cell phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML

by Rabite / 09/13/2016 at 7:22am / Germany / Transportation