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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 677
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About puppie406 : Shiloh, 19, Transgender Male, Native American, Artist, Stoner, Lover of the corn dog, and speaker of many languages.

Currently fluent in English, Italian, and French. Conversational level Swedish and Japanese. Basic (not looking to improve) German, and currently learning Finnish with the goal of fluency.

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Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

#21523010
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18276) - you deserved it (2395)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#21522820
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18036) - you deserved it (1767)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21131) - you deserved it (2003)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

#21522018
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26482) - you deserved it (1731)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm so broke, I walked into a nursing home and pretended to be a gentleman's son just so I could get some free food "for him". FML

#21521037
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19737) - you deserved it (5833)

On 01/30/2016 at 2:45am - money - by :/ - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML

#21520387
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21946) - you deserved it (1557)

On 01/28/2016 at 11:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (1560)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML

#21520041
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24532) - you deserved it (2720)

On 01/27/2016 at 11:35am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

#21518472
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20004) - you deserved it (1962)

On 01/23/2016 at 6:26am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

#21518464
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20194) - you deserved it (1489)

On 01/23/2016 at 5:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

#21518044
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19778) - you deserved it (7408)

On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I absentmindedly smiled and told my grandfather to "have fun" before closing the door behind him. He was leaving to go to his chemotherapy session for lung cancer. FML

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

#21517614
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20506) - you deserved it (3224)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by Garfield - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

#21517390
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17515) - you deserved it (9629)

On 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jennifer (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

#21516896
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20381) - you deserved it (1238)

On 01/19/2016 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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