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Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18183) - you deserved it (2725)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

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On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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188 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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107 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by blaze (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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