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About punkyboy : hi everyone I see you made it to my profile. well there isn't much to see im just a penguin penguining around and just doing my thing. as you can see by my profile pic I'm no ordinary penguin im an adventuring penguin so i got some mad penguin skill. message me if you want but I'm a penguin so it's hard to type with my flippers so it may take me a while to reply. well I'm off to another adventure so I have to end this here. you can go you don't have to read anymore. seriously stop reading dude. I'm warning you stop here. last chance end it now...so you kept on reading I like you your a rebellious little human aren't you
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Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
Monday 23 February 2015