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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About punkin_26 : bla,bla,bla,bla,bla,bla,bla,bla....-I'm really not that interesting

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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16932) - you deserved it (46101) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42236) - you deserved it (8549)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42236) - you deserved it (8549)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44945) - you deserved it (5041)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML



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