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About punjabtimelord : Yo yo yo wassup innit
I'm just kidding, if I talked like that I'd kill myself! :D
You may have inferred that I like sloths, that is true and correct, yes sir.
I basically hate most people, hence the internet presence. I don't hate David Tennant though, who could?
I am the self proclaimed Grand High Empress of Procrastination, a title which I have held for the last four years; I bet not many people have failed three whole subjects in school simply because they procrastinate too much. S'not a thing to be proud of actually :L
So yeah, toodle pip and may the odds ever be in your favour.
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Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Friday 19 December 2014