About pumpkin_cookies : I'm just a bored girl on the internet getting a kick out of reading other people's misfortunes, I know that sounded mean, but trust me I'm not a mean person. We sometimes just have to learn how to laugh at ourselves. This site is funny af :)
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Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids
by milf / 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
Today, my daughter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML
by inboxbuddies / 06/16/2009 at 6:35am / Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah) / Kids
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