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  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1261
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About pulpfiction : The heart symbol looks more like a vagina than the heart organ. Don't you think? Maybe our hearts really lay within our vaginas

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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66646) - you deserved it (3317)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266579) - you deserved it (23310)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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