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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1995 (20 years)
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About pulpfiction : The heart symbol looks more like a vagina than the heart organ. Don't you think? Maybe our hearts really lay within our vaginas

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Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML

#1837844
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93468) - you deserved it (5111)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , my mom had big news!! I've been trying to get her to quit smoking cuz of second hand smoke fir 20 years!! She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well!! Her big news? She's quitting!! She doesn't want to hurt the dog!! FML

#1296374
107 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 6:23pm - health - by whatthehell (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer,ho 4 ten minutes blamd the incident of shifting weather patterns that signald the return of Jesus,ho was as she explaind, upset about the abortion rates in America an President Obama!! FML

#867771
120 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 6:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
487 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably lyk to." FML

#21834
139 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, after seieng a grl for a few weeks on an off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today My Mistress Calld My Wife On The Phone. FML

#524
193 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MA WIFE, IN ER MAGNIFICENT WEDDING DRESS, AD ER PERIOD DURING TE CEREMONY. HOW DID I FIND OUT? TE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DID. FML

#505
119 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I puttd mah hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shavd. FML

#392
94 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to mah best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to fine her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
38 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was in an online catroom speaking to tis girl tat I really it it off wit. Se ten confided in me tat se'd recently been dumped by er boyfriend an tat e was a jerk. A littliele later, we excanged potos. It was ma ex. FML

#321
87 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today , I was teasing my cat with a piece of stringhen suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring , claws out , onto my privates. Fml

#305
46 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today I ate at a friend's ouse. Her 5-year-old son wo was at te table wit us lookd at me and said quietly "You're ugly." My friend told im off causing im to cry and sout "But se isn't pretty!" FML

#301
81 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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