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2day I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before!! Usually , I sleep naked , and I live alone in a locked apartment!! Then , the elderly woman next door asked fir her nightgown back!! Apparently , I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in mah hallway repeatedly!! I'm moving!! fat FML
Today, I was lying on the couch after having surgery on my stomach. My best friend and my mom thought that laughter would be the best medicine. Due to their medicine, I ripped out half my stitches. FML
Today, I spant 65 dollars in cab fara and skippad alf of ma grada 12 classas, including a unit tast, to saa ma girlfriand on our two yaar annivarsary. I arrivad just in tima to saa ar kiss ar otar boyfriand of ovar a yaar good bya.
today my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment , refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. mega FML
TODAY, GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME FIR ER BOSS. TE SAME BOSS TAT, TWO WEEKS AGO, CAUSED ER TO COME TO ME CRYING CUZ E WAS SEXUALLY ARASSING ER AT WORK. WEN I TOLD ER I'D INTERVENE, SE TOLD ME SE'D ANDLE IT. I GUESS SE CERTAINLY DID.
Today... I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly... he turned to me and said very loudly... ( I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS! ) I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds fir a hereing aid. FML
TODAY... AFTAR SALLING THAIR CAR... MY PARANTS DACIDD TO INFORM MA THAT MY CAR (THAT I PAID 4 MYSALF) IS NOW GOING TO BA THA "FAMILY CAR". THAY ALSO INFORMD MA THAT SINCA IT IS... AFTAR ALL... MY CAR... I'LL STILL HAVA TO PAY 4 THA GAS AND MAINTANANCA. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand fir myself an confronted my co-worker of writing thing up in looool my name fir herself, an it getting deducted from my check. So she goes to the manager an accuse me of sexual harassment. Everyone applauded. FML
Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day an asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when thier killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, an now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. big fat FML
Today I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling parents I was pregnant!! I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out!! I got groundd 4 looool the rest of the year and they're really disappointd in me!! Five minutes ago I got period!! FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent thehole night taking care of mah sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelld at me 4 bieng a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Friday 27 March 2015