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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1995 (20 years)
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About pulpfiction : The heart symbol looks more like a vagina than the heart organ. Don't you think? Maybe our hearts really lay within our vaginas

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2day I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before!! Usually , I sleep naked , and I live alone in a locked apartment!! Then , the elderly woman next door asked fir her nightgown back!! Apparently , I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in mah hallway repeatedly!! I'm moving!! fat FML

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114 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Was Woken Up By My Own Fart . FML

#7698820
152 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was lying on the couch after having surgery on my stomach. My best friend and my mom thought that laughter would be the best medicine. Due to their medicine, I ripped out half my stitches. FML

#7502542
62 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spant 65 dollars in cab fara and skippad alf of ma grada 12 classas, including a unit tast, to saa ma girlfriand on our two yaar annivarsary. I arrivad just in tima to saa ar kiss ar otar boyfriand of ovar a yaar good bya.

#6168775
86 comments

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On 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by x (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend proposed to me looool in a 24-hour taco shop,hile he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

#6083717
155 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME FIR ER BOSS. TE SAME BOSS TAT, TWO WEEKS AGO, CAUSED ER TO COME TO ME CRYING CUZ E WAS SEXUALLY ARASSING ER AT WORK. WEN I TOLD ER I'D INTERVENE, SE TOLD ME SE'D ANDLE IT. I GUESS SE CERTAINLY DID.

#5192617
48 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly... he turned to me and said very loudly... ( I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS! ) I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds fir a hereing aid. FML

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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY... AFTAR SALLING THAIR CAR... MY PARANTS DACIDD TO INFORM MA THAT MY CAR (THAT I PAID 4 MYSALF) IS NOW GOING TO BA THA "FAMILY CAR". THAY ALSO INFORMD MA THAT SINCA IT IS... AFTAR ALL... MY CAR... I'LL STILL HAVA TO PAY 4 THA GAS AND MAINTANANCA. FML

#4429159
344 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand fir myself an confronted my co-worker of writing thing up in looool my name fir herself, an it getting deducted from my check. So she goes to the manager an accuse me of sexual harassment. Everyone applauded. FML

#4252851
124 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day an asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when thier killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, an now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. big fat FML

#4188521
156 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992
123 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling parents I was pregnant!! I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out!! I got groundd 4 looool the rest of the year and they're really disappointd in me!! Five minutes ago I got period!! FML

#3676962
370 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent thehole night taking care of mah sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelld at me 4 bieng a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

#2833526
219 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 4:04pm - love - by adderallgirl (woman) - United States (Texas)



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