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About puggle12345 : I play Call of Duty all day and play bball and baseball and go to high school. Thats about it.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 10:31pm - health - by jodulieu - Sent from mobile version
Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States
Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 3:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 12:21am - love - by thefailure (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn'tcome back. FML
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On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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