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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 November 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24061) - you deserved it (10565)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

#4051
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19564) - you deserved it (63272)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version



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