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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1642
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ptxace : I'm a mixed Asian ahah. Not really sure why you'd click on me tho, for I have no picture lmfao. Well, not a picture of me. I'm a chill guy tho, who messes around a bit too much. Ahah hit me up on aim if you wanna learn more(; SN : ptxdabes

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Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18625) - you deserved it (50840)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36073) - you deserved it (5184)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13940) - you deserved it (42083)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

#16114978
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37302) - you deserved it (11114)

On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35691) - you deserved it (4393)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

#16044464
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33000) - you deserved it (8134)

On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

#16041715
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15349) - you deserved it (34255)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML

#16039154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29737) - you deserved it (3581)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Username -

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13454) - you deserved it (30308)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

#16030306
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27036) - you deserved it (2451)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24959) - you deserved it (25204)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33529) - you deserved it (9037)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

#16020666
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33080) - you deserved it (16036)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

#16015656
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (50989)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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