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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1748
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About psyx : My life is quite fucked.

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108535) - you deserved it (12709)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

#7766878
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11619) - you deserved it (45857)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

#7753141
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6251) - you deserved it (23277)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

#7709427
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11554) - you deserved it (43471)

On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

#7693033
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (8028)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:01am - love - by Star (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10457) - you deserved it (51902)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

#7653625
110 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

#7638803
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27353) - you deserved it (9756)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:59am - love - by thisucks (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36805) - you deserved it (8307)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38229) - you deserved it (3901)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

#7591747
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35967) - you deserved it (2088)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63112) - you deserved it (6233)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

#7518203
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (2883)

On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36901) - you deserved it (13065)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

#7432728
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34775) - you deserved it (4076)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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