About psyx : My life is quite fucked.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (88764) - you deserved it (9151)
On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (35618)
On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version
Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4221) - you deserved it (18234)
On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9225) - you deserved it (36574)
On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (22124) - you deserved it (6041)
On 01/30/2010 at 12:01am - love - by Star (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8054) - you deserved it (39303)
On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3001) - you deserved it (34709)
On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22725) - you deserved it (8901)
On 01/28/2010 at 8:59am - love - by thisucks (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29812) - you deserved it (6642)
On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31864) - you deserved it (3034)
On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28781) - you deserved it (1466)
On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (55824) - you deserved it (5610)
On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25909) - you deserved it (2504)
On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29677) - you deserved it (9264)
On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML
I agree, your life sucks (28581) - you deserved it (3116)
On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
