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psyx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 October 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 986
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About psyx : My life is quite fucked.

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72157) - you deserved it (7423)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

#7766878 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (8217) - you deserved it (32042)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

#7753141 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (3635) - you deserved it (14236)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

#7709427 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (8327) - you deserved it (29521)

On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

#7693033 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (20387) - you deserved it (5543)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:01am - love - by Star (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (6870) - you deserved it (34680)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

#7638803 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (19828) - you deserved it (7204)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:59am - love - by thisucks (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my boyfriend said that we needed to talk, he then told me that he cheated on me with my brother several times, but that it was a mistake, he is in fact not gay, just experimenting, and that we should still stay together. My boyfriend is 26, and my brother has a wife. FML

#7631365 (215)

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - love - by disgusted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (27799) - you deserved it (6278)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599 (307)

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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

#7591747 (114)

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On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

#7518203 (115)

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On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210 (353)

I agree, your life sucks (26821) - you deserved it (8303)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)