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Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57017) - you deserved it (4383)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48399) - you deserved it (6387)

On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47363) - you deserved it (2978)

On 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm - kids - by babylove - South Africa



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