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psychopolarbear
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding and archery, in addition to reading and drawing. Music is the greatest thing to ever happen to me and I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I also dabble a bit in foreign languages. I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes.

Regardless, I don't bite (without reason) so I'd love to talk if anyone wants to shoot me a message.

Oh, and to explain the pirate thing, I lost a bet ^.^

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Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17933) - you deserved it (2140)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21809) - you deserved it (2094)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30688) - you deserved it (3971)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30389) - you deserved it (3142)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23848) - you deserved it (47637)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of my neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives for getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell them truth that I'm not desirable, just clumsy. FML

#21277907
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28576) - you deserved it (3073)

On 10/14/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML

#21277708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39108) - you deserved it (2861)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (4353)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

#21276337
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33008) - you deserved it (4856)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to write, "Do not use to freeze cat," on my bag of ice because my sister's cat died, and she refuses to bury it. FML

#21275907
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (2315)

On 10/11/2014 at 11:14pm - animals - by MrG - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

#21275111
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30283) - you deserved it (17547)

On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

#21275026
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31578) - you deserved it (2907)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by JulietMarie - United States (New York)

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

#21273859
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32851) - you deserved it (2800)

On 10/08/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

#21273806
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33497) - you deserved it (3499)

On 10/08/2014 at 9:12pm - kids - by thenegatives - United States (Pennsylvania)



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