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psychopolarbear
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4745
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I speak enough to converse in German, which I very much enjoy learning more about.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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Fucked!<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:15pm<b>missmoschner</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:42am<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 11:22pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:04pm<b>pizzzzza</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:44am<b>JMichael</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:16am<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:21am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:38pm<b>DFMLharsh</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:54pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:37pm<b>mattfire14</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:24am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:10pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:41am<b>bdsmslave</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:09am<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:01am<b>irish_lad</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:54am<b>marulicko</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:53pm

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21008) - you deserved it (2524)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

#21448499
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17671) - you deserved it (1007)

On 07/28/2015 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18838) - you deserved it (1345)

On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21139) - you deserved it (2157)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25150) - you deserved it (2020)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

#21447461
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15197) - you deserved it (11220)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11132) - you deserved it (19130)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25986) - you deserved it (4518)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10611) - you deserved it (45669)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22170) - you deserved it (2867)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

#21443899
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26320) - you deserved it (1896)

On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, I spent hours cooking a big dinner for my parents for the first time. I guess I made the steak too rare, because when my dad cut into it, he said "Christ! This thing's practically alive!" and said a skilled vet could probably bring the cow it was cut from back to life. FML

#21443824
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21278) - you deserved it (3355)

On 07/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28900) - you deserved it (3792)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31564) - you deserved it (4194)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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