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About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding and archery, in addition to reading and drawing. Music is the greatest thing to ever happen to me and I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I also dabble a bit in foreign languages. I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes.
Regardless, I don't bite (without reason) so I'd love to talk if anyone wants to shoot me a message.
Oh, and to explain the pirate thing, I lost a bet ^.^
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Friday 17 October 2014