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psycheiris13

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 674
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About psycheiris13 : Second year university student perusing this site for a break from my overwhelming studies. Starbucks and fruity teas would be with me in heaven. I'm open to chat anyone so feel free to send me a message :)

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Today, my broter got pantsd by is idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone tat e was wearing women's underwear at te time, but even more of a surprise for me tat te underwear belongd to me. FML

#21175491
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47562) - you deserved it (4353)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Taday I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park.. . and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings . I planned on having him push me.. . not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seathile he laughed . FML

#21108537
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23711) - you deserved it (38224)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Yesterday... my usband lerened tat if e asks me a questionile I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be ( Yes ). Incidentally... I now ave a new cat. FML

Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML

#20981890
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (22336)

On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was gushing about my love fir Disney princesse when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML

#20981063
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45176) - you deserved it (5595)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I found out that if u accidantally stap on your boss's dog's tail, yas, u can gat frad. But not cuz u stappad on tha dog's tail. You looool didn't say sorry. FML

#20979207
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26200) - you deserved it (37516)

On 12/03/2013 at 9:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I held the door 4 an elderly woman. As she walked through... she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother... and yes... I'm straight. FML

#20978372
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43317) - you deserved it (3236)

On 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by rick - United States (Alabama)

Today , I superglued the sole back into shoe. Unfortunately , the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and foot got superglued to shoe. FML

#20956277
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39239) - you deserved it (11201)

On 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by footstuck - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom showed my grlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

#20955466
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39977) - you deserved it (4728)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40788) - you deserved it (2954)

On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -



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