Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (yesterday at 4:40am) | Search for a member
About psycheiris13 : Second year university student perusing this site for a break from my overwhelming studies. Starbucks and fruity teas would be with me in heaven. I'm open to chat anyone so feel free to send me a message :)
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML
Today, boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon!! Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, ( EA Sports, it's in the game!! ) real FML
I told mah neighbor that I was going to Réunion Island on vacation in a few months. She said that she'd alway wanted to go there. As a light-hearted joke , I said she should come with me. She's now booked a plane ticket. FML
Taday I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park.. . and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings . I planned on having him push me.. . not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seathile he laughed . FML
Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML
Today... I held the door 4 an elderly woman. As she walked through... she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother... and yes... I'm straight. FML
Friday 27 March 2015