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psuedo
  • Town/Country : your, pantry
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1963 (50 years)
  • Number of visits : 20
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About psuedo : Why
This is literally a fail site
There is no reason for this
And why exactly is the status box necessary ??
This is not a dating site either

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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psuedo's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML

#20989886
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35880) - you deserved it (4767)

On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

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221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60740) - you deserved it (25390)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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