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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20099
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About proski : I love sports and I'm a cool guy.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39600) - you deserved it (9902)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

#19061872
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25380) - you deserved it (3163)

On 02/12/2012 at 11:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28000) - you deserved it (2115)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38297) - you deserved it (2815)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10228) - you deserved it (76404)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

#19058382
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8680) - you deserved it (25974)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had just finished an elaborate charcoal drawing as part of a college application that took a good week. When I read over the requirements, I found out it needed to be done in graphite pencil. FML

#19054898
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14565) - you deserved it (33705)

On 02/12/2012 at 5:36am - misc - by Lameartist -

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (10931)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (10931)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

#19054485
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22583) - you deserved it (3791)

On 02/12/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by TowelSinger (woman) -

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (5801)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26446) - you deserved it (1846)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

#19053035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26752) - you deserved it (7643)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

#19052794
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6412) - you deserved it (31328)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29994) - you deserved it (2918)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)



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