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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20306
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About proski : I love sports and I'm a cool guy.

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Today, My Parents Draggd Me Along To A Family Soccer Game. I Got So Bord Watching A Bunch Of Grown Men Practically Buttfucking Each Other Between Kicking Balls Around The Field, That I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up A Few Hours Later To An Empty Field And Had To Walk Five Miles Back Home. FML

#19157440
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (27361)

On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I was feeling frisky 4 the frst time in months , so I startd feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticd his sarcasm , he said ( Yeah , doesn't feel so great , does it? ) and turnd the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (56602)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I Told Ma Girlfriend Of Two Years Tat I Love Er. Se Replied... "Um... I Don't Mean To Be Rude... But Can You Just Sut Up?" Mega FML

#19156004
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32011) - you deserved it (3441)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY.. . MAH LANDLADY ROASTD A JOINT OF BAAF AND THA WHOLA HOUSA SMALLD WONDARFUL . OK.. . AVAN IF I AM A MASOCHISTIC VAGATARIAN AND FORMAR OMNIVORA.. . THAT WAS WAY BAYOND CRUAL . FML

#19152969
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7656) - you deserved it (28700)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by i2xl (woman) - Canada

Today I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under mah breasts. FML

#19152897
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (6209)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothe with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26478) - you deserved it (3077)

On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
147 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today I gave myself a hernia while farting. real FML

#19152060
105 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working as a paramedic when mah patient's colostomy bag explodd all over me. I was coverd in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on mah shift. FML

#19149588
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26474) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so busy checking my phone fir live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

#19149317
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6980) - you deserved it (38510)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone fir live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

#19149317
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6980) - you deserved it (38510)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

Today, I Came Back From A Holiday And The Friend Who'd Been Looking After My Cats Returned My Spare Key. When I Wanted To Put Some Relaxing Music On, I Noticed That He'd Switched Most Of My CDs Around In Their Cases. I Have Over A Thousand Of Them. Very Funny, Thanks. FML

#19148327
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (4084)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Came Back From A Holiday And The Friend Who'd Been Looking After My Cats Returned My Spare Key. When I Wanted To Put Some Relaxing Music On, I Noticed That He'd Switched Most Of My CDs Around In Their Cases. I Have Over A Thousand Of Them. Very Funny, Thanks. FML

#19148327
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (4084)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was preparing dinner 4 mah in-laws 4 the frst time. Nervous , I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare , I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser , if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10116) - you deserved it (34794) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk,hile I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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