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proski
  • Town/Country : Fairfield, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16824
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About proski : I love sports and I'm a cool guy.

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Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

#19202074
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18237) - you deserved it (2360)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

#19196280
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (2636)

On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24760) - you deserved it (3287)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

#19193447
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24967) - you deserved it (3008)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17554) - you deserved it (4471)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31128) - you deserved it (1706)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26145) - you deserved it (5967)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (1748)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8355) - you deserved it (25345)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

#19188857
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17880) - you deserved it (13522)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm - love - by CptZoe - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

#19188753
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8977) - you deserved it (22188)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

#19188547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7547) - you deserved it (26154)

On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23398) - you deserved it (1962)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11656) - you deserved it (14158)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26167) - you deserved it (1990)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)



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