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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20471
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About proski : I love sports and I'm a cool guy.

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Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

#19202074
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23295) - you deserved it (3233)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

#19196280
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (2780)

On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26233) - you deserved it (3424)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

#19193447
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26540) - you deserved it (3136)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20144) - you deserved it (4858)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36120) - you deserved it (2040)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31792) - you deserved it (7835)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36496) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9682) - you deserved it (28553)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

#19188857
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21564) - you deserved it (15283)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm - love - by CptZoe - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

#19188753
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10155) - you deserved it (24526)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

#19188547
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8779) - you deserved it (29394)

On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25958) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15728) - you deserved it (21184)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)



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