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About prophetsam : I'm the long-haired, pinko, beatnik that your grandparents were worried about!
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Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
Friday 27 March 2015