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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1981 (34 years)
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About prophetsam : I'm the long-haired, pinko, beatnik that your grandparents were worried about!

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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML


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