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About prongs54 : Hello everybody! I'm sean and a huge fan of reading about other people's misery. Is that sick or twisted? I dont comment or post a lot so you might not hear of me often. Anyway, message me if you want to talk, i have a kik and stuff. I like most kinds of music, I'm a fan of mostly eminem, greenday and similar artists. Alright buh-bye.
And by the way, i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
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OUR GUEST LECTURER TOLD US TO IMAGINE 25...000 DEAD KOALAS IN OUR LECTURE THEATRE.!! !! AND IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE US EMOTIONAL THEN WE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM !! SHE THEN WENT ON A RANT.!! !! DURING WHICH SHE ENCOURAGD US TO JOIN THE ( KOALA ARMY ) !! MEGA FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML
Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML
Today... mah grlfriend an I were going to get intimate... so I masturbated before leaving mah place... hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in... she shoved me off an started screaming at me... convinced that I've been cheating on her an practising with someone else. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML
today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015