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prinzess

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  • Number of visits : 1528
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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prinzess's favorite FMLs

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

by hipthrustdude / 05/18/2009 at 8:04am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Work

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

by jayden5 / 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

by ccc / 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

by dwek / 05/15/2009 at 7:07am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

by Langdon / 05/15/2009 at 3:08am / United States / Intimacy

Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

by Permafucked / 05/12/2009 at 10:23am / United States (South Dakota) / Love

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

by Viridian / 05/12/2009 at 9:41am / United States / Work

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

by Otherguy / 11/18/2008 at 2:36am / Love

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

by Daddy / 11/10/2008 at 7:06am / Kids

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

by tadam / 11/10/2008 at 4:11am / Work

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

by Ben-Ben / 11/06/2008 at 4:43am / Intimacy

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

by etsl / 10/26/2008 at 8:07am / Love

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

by Icy / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love