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by hipthrustdude / 05/18/2009 at 8:04am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Work
Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML
by jayden5 / 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by ccc / 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
by dwek / 05/15/2009 at 7:07am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
by Langdon / 05/15/2009 at 3:08am / United States / Intimacy
Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
by Permafucked / 05/12/2009 at 10:23am / United States (South Dakota) / Love
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
by Viridian / 05/12/2009 at 9:41am / United States / Work
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
by Otherguy / 11/18/2008 at 2:36am / Love
by Daddy / 11/10/2008 at 7:06am / Kids
by tadam / 11/10/2008 at 4:11am / Work
by Ben-Ben / 11/06/2008 at 4:43am / Intimacy
by etsl / 10/26/2008 at 8:07am / Love
by Icy / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- Today, I brought my girlfriend of two years out clubbing with my teammates. I was informed she made… Today, at work a cute fill in employee struck up a conversation with me. We seemingly hit it off so… Today, I had my long awaited dermatology follow-up to check some irregular growths. I am so deeply…