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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13641) - you deserved it (2991)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5897) - you deserved it (47437)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5897) - you deserved it (47437)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29826) - you deserved it (7887)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5187) - you deserved it (64392)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7582) - you deserved it (24647)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7751) - you deserved it (21173)

On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32181) - you deserved it (4723)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (32662)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (16295)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43854) - you deserved it (6574)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (6318)

On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

#504
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22542) - you deserved it (6328)

On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

#464
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19193) - you deserved it (4388)

On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35151) - you deserved it (7391)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version



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