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yesterday a package was deliverd to my ouse, addressd to me, clerely markd "sexual ealt products". Inside were condoms, birt control pills, an an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic an groundd me. Woever stagd tis "ilarious" prank: well playd, assole. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Yesterday, my extremely religious father visitd fir a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: to set him off on one of his easily-provokd rants. She nonetheless decidd to take a photo in the middle of prayer, cuz she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

#20683669
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On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't 4 my hemorrhoids making looool each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

#20679212
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On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, and trougout te past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively sut off. Wy? Because my deranged moter-in-law as been stealing te money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. Se also stole te late notices because se didn't want me to be "mad". FML

#20678301
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On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH MOM SCOLDED ME AND THREATENED TO GROUND ME FIR COMING HOME PAST MIDNIGHT. NORMALLY, IT WOULDN'T BE UNREASONABLE, EXCEPT FIR THE FACT THAT I'M 24 YEARS OLD, AND THAT MAH PARENT LIVE WITH ME, IN MAH OWN HOUSE. FML

#20677848
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On 05/21/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by mammasboy - United States (Illinois)

TADAY I AD MY FIRST JOB AS A WEDDING PLANNER. I'D SPENT A YEAR MAKING SURE EVERYTING WAS RIGT. AFTER TE WEDDING MY FRIEND COMFORTD ME BY SAYING, "YOU AD TO AVE KNOWN IT WASN'T GOING TO BE PERFECT." I KNEW TAT IT WOULDN'T BE PERFECT, BUT I AD EXPECTD TE GROOM TO AT LEAST SOW UP. FML

#20676942
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On 05/21/2013 at 12:10am - work - by future walmart employee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS NOTIFIED TAT TE COMPANY DID NOT GIVE ME A RAISE TWO MONTS AGO LIKE I TOUGT . TE INCREASE WAS A TYPO . TWO MONTS AGO I WROTE A TANK U FIR TE RAISE EMAIL TO MY BOSS . NOW I GET TO WRITE A CECK TO TE COMPANY TO PAY BACK MY "RAISE." REAL FML

#20676088
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On 05/20/2013 at 7:07pm - work - by Check Writer - United States (California)

Today, I walkd in on ma usband making out wit is accountant, te same woman wo comfortd me wen e ceatd on me te year before. FML

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On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I berated mah five-year-old nephew 4 peeing on the floor!! His mom bitched me out 4 expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny looool , it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants , looked me in the eyes , an started to piss on mah rug!! FML

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On 05/20/2013 at 7:57am - kids - by AuntPeePee - United States

Today, my allergie startd up with a vengeance. Yesterday I broke 4 ribs and fracturd my sternum. Every time I sneeze, I swear I can feel the broken bones move around. FML

Today, I'm Planning My Big Sistar's Wadding. My Long-tarm, Liva-in Boyfriand Walkd By And Saw Ma Looking At Tha Wadding Tab On Pintarast, Smirkd, And Said, ( Don't Gat Yur Hopas Up. ) I Had. FML

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH PARENTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT THEY WERE EXCITED THAT MAH SISTER WAS PREGNANT AND COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GRANDPARENTS. LAST WEEK I TOLD THEM THAT I, A 33-YEAR-OLD HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN, WAS PREGNANT AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS RUINING MAH LIFE AND ENCOURAGED ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION. FML

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

I want fir a walk. Whan it startd pouring... I ran undar tha naarast traa fir protaction. It didn't occur to ma that it might look suspicious hiding undar a strangar's traa in a black hoodia... until tha cops showd up. FML

#20673625
69 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 7:07pm - misc - by black hoodie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got mah nails, hair, and makeup professionally done 4 prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of mah date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

#20673563
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On 05/19/2013 at 6:33pm - animals - by rach (woman) - United States (Washington)

today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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118 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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