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princessjes23
  • Town/Country : Akron, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About princessjes23 : Hii I'm Jessy and I'm a zombie... I enjoy lady gaga, cats, fruitloops, Disney world, and voodoo; among other things =D oh and feel free to message me! cuz id love to get to know u ;) or add me on fb facebook.com/jest23

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Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13586) - you deserved it (21494)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
130 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47879) - you deserved it (4812)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
115 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
127 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
338 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

#17150895
181 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:59pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320
454 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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