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Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by o.v. (man) - Bangladesh
Today, I realized my 3 year old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year old father. FML
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Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:14am - work - by iswearicandrive (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 9:28pm - animals - by Annonymous -
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 12:51am - love - by LD619 - United States (California)
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 1:15am - animals - by Olive14 -
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm - misc - by wingless_angel_7 (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)
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