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princessbits

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2787
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

#13673101
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29243) - you deserved it (5664)

On 11/01/2010 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

#10707989
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19925) - you deserved it (28732)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML

#8082949
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (2359)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11017) - you deserved it (22753)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

#6940089
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36904) - you deserved it (3635)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9915) - you deserved it (42347)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10128) - you deserved it (46900)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

#4617560
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16604) - you deserved it (50488)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38472) - you deserved it (84769)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

#3757766
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15730) - you deserved it (35915)

On 07/14/2009 at 9:16pm - misc - by dani911 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

#2271670
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53348) - you deserved it (3950)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:14am - work - by EMT_Koulianos (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

#1243795
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12046) - you deserved it (80230)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

#864808
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10367) - you deserved it (64287)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

#197450
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78943) - you deserved it (27059)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

#125777
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21545) - you deserved it (64661)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)



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