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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2327
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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princessbits's favorite FMLs

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (53234)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17759) - you deserved it (52352)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46463) - you deserved it (4935)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30745) - you deserved it (43228)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13432) - you deserved it (39707)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51919) - you deserved it (9792)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22099) - you deserved it (48218)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11458) - you deserved it (129209)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34692) - you deserved it (9241)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47257) - you deserved it (4459)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

#15431141
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13029) - you deserved it (47685)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

#15431141
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13029) - you deserved it (47685)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38528) - you deserved it (32116)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35051) - you deserved it (4072)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

#13673101
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25678) - you deserved it (5276)

On 11/01/2010 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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