princessbits

Search for a member

Offline (the 04/11/2016 at 2:48am)

princessbits

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3493
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About princessbits : (insert long, humorous description of myself here)

princessbits's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 3:46pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 9:21pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 10:35am<b>TeraBaap</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 12:46am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 11:51pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 4:12pm<b>LA27</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 2:15pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 1:57am<b>leslieshrader</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 10:50pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 9:51pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 8:32pm<b>drayloon</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 1:03am<b>tikatica</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 1:55pm<b>toolazytotype99</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 10:55pm<b>kintoki25</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 3:35pm<b>doodycakes</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 12:07am<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 2:07am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 1:53am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 4:35pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:37am<b>cjtm98</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 7:41am<b>thevelociraptor</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:37pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:52pm

princessbits's FML badges

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of princessbits's badges

princessbits's favorite FMLs

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML

by kekeroos / 05/20/2011 at 11:17am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

by Jackassed / 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

by Cecilly2010 / 04/28/2011 at 11:53am / Animals

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

by oldmama728 / 04/28/2011 at 7:07am / Geek

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

by sadcase / 04/12/2011 at 10:01am / Australia / Health

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

by anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 4:11am / United States (South Carolina) / Love