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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3909
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About prettykitty123 : I'm really cute(;

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prettykitty123's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

#1756175
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61114) - you deserved it (2454)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:17pm - work - by lover21 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 8-year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number key-pad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

#740938
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62190) - you deserved it (9156)

On 04/01/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42883) - you deserved it (5076)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)



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