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prettykitty123
  • Town/Country : New York!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3446
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

#2131299 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (21080) - you deserved it (48326)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

#1923265 (397)

I agree, your life sucks (86790) - you deserved it (7139)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

#1756175 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (50024) - you deserved it (1470)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:17pm - work - by lover21 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 8-year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number key-pad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

#740938 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (52918) - you deserved it (7064)

On 04/01/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (31774) - you deserved it (3556)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (930)

I agree, your life sucks (420026) - you deserved it (30702)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)