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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 51974
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About prettygirlsonly : Literature student // If you give me something fuchsia ill adore you forever :P

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Today , nona of mah 500 Facabook friands raspondd to mah status about "who wants to hang out during summar holidays?" I craatd an imaginary parson on a diffarant account to raspond an ask ma to hang out with him. I had a convarsation on mah status , with mysalf. FML

#2232704
213 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by ineedalifekay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2DAY AFTER PRACTICING A SONG 4 MY GRLFRIEND ON GUITAR ALL DAY , I CALLD HER OVER TO MY HOUSE TO SHOW IT TO HER. AFTER A LONG SPEECH ABOUT HOW "THIS IS 4 YOU," I PLAYD 4 ABOUT 3 SECOND BEFORE I BROKE A STRING,HICH SLAPPD HER IN HER FACE. FML

#1694711
135 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I got into mah driving instructors car for mah first lesson. He looked at me, then said, ( I'm sorry, but I wasn't told about your disabilities, wat do u have? ) I'm not disabled. FML

#1694606
114 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by wow. (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 second of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes an down the front of my trousers. FML

#1687586
78 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 10:07am - animals - by pissedoffandon (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY WAS MAH FIRST MEETING WITH BUSINESS PARTNERS AS I AM NEW TO THE TEAM. INSTEAD OF SAYING THAT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO "STRETCHING MAH LEGS" OR "SPREADING MAH WINGS" I TOLD THEM I WAS ANXIOUS TO START "SPREADING MAH LEGS". FML

#1683242
117 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if tey were drunk. Wen I called te cops, I got pulled over by anoter cop fir talking on ma cell pone. FML

#1677183
130 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by airborne (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I OVERHEARD MAH MOTHER AN SISTER TALKING SO I STOPPED TO EAVESDROP. I RECENTLY ENLISTED IN THE MARINES, AN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WOULD DO WITH THE MONEY IF I DIED. FML

#1656841
316 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafa I raalizad thara wara two stickar on my back that raad: "Don't touch my no-no squara" an "I waar diapars." I maka food with my back to customar all day an I walk through tha saating araa dalivaring food. No ona said anything. maga FML

#1653487
59 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 2:11am - work - by kekumbas (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we watcd a movie in Frenc class. I went on a Frenc excange last year, so I wantd to sound all impressive and culturd for ma crus wo is in te same class. I said tat it was ma favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watc it wit everyone. Te movie turnd out to be about incest. FML

#1648033
174 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by daddyslittlegirl250 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It looool was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. fat FML

#1619469
252 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shrt that says ( everyone poops ) an has a donkey an elephant pooping. mega FML

#1616689
133 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 1:40am - work - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was leaving a campus parking garage. Suddenly , a huge man appeared behind me and kept saying "HEY!" "STOP!" In a gruff voice. I picked up mah pace and so did he. I finally turned to him with a can of mace and threatened to use it. He was trying to return the $5 bill I dropped. FML

#1615706
122 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by CriminalMistake (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I WENT TO A BAT MITZVAH. WE PLAYED A GAME WHERE ALL OF THE GRLS GRABBED ONE OF THEIR SHOES AN PLACED IT IN THE MIDDLE. THEN, ALL OF THE GUYS HAD TO PICK A SHOE. WHATEVER GUY PICKED THE SHOE, THE GRL HAD TO DANCE WITH. NO ONE PICKED MAH SHOE. EVERYONE ELSE WAS DANCING EXCEPT 4 ME. FML

#1598244
56 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by xoxo96 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)



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