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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML


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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML


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On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I decided to take a nap while babysitting my neighbors kids for the day. I was woken up by this obnoxious sound, only to find the youngest kid holding scissors in one hand, a pony tail of hair in his shorts jumping around like a horse, oh, and a bald spot on the back of my head. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - kids - by armybrat - United States (Virginia)

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