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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About pretty_in_pink94 : I'm an "indie" kid.
I like being weird.
I love tennis with a passion(:

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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML


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