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Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

#7871214 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (31495) - you deserved it (9750)

On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (48447) - you deserved it (2069)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was giving my 4 month old son a bath. I felt something in the tub and thought it was a fragment of a bar of soap, but couldn't see because of the suds. I squeezed it and brought it to the surface, revealing my son's green poop. He was smiling at me. FML

#6651976 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (4220)

On 12/07/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by tubby - United States (Florida)

Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML

#6651455 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (25881) - you deserved it (2098)

On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (27427) - you deserved it (1646)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down and grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML

#6634050 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (9883) - you deserved it (20625)

On 12/06/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by lolfayce (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

#6624561 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (9604) - you deserved it (22121)

On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

#6622206 (30)

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On 12/05/2009 at 8:24pm - work - by bleeding (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

#6535314 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (5942)

On 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (6497) - you deserved it (34034)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149 (409)

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

#6365163 (74)

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On 11/19/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by Cellphonetroubles - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793 (172)

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (46772) - you deserved it (2379)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML

#6284625 (121)

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On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore