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Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML


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On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML


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On 09/26/2010 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

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