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prephater4life
  • Town/Country : hawii, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 December 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About prephater4life : i'm a girl that likes laughing at the embarrassing parts of other people's lives.

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13975) - you deserved it (1625)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

#6084223 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (20671) - you deserved it (5309)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm - kids - by apparentnerd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML

#6055815 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (12354) - you deserved it (3279)

On 10/29/2009 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5329) - you deserved it (45091)

On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

#5928824 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (49219) - you deserved it (2016)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:31pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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