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by Emily / 11/12/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by AnastasiyaNicholas / 02/18/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
by -_- / 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by nycol / 02/17/2012 at 9:13am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by thatoneperson / 02/17/2012 at 7:43am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 3:01am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML
by Tay / 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Username / 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML
by TiredMom / 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by mypoolisstilldirty / 02/16/2012 at 11:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by workaholic / 02/15/2012 at 6:09am / United States (Florida) / Animals
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside…