Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

powelale0000

Offline (the 05/22/2015 at 10:41pm) | Search for a member

powelale0000

3Fucked!

powelale0000powelale0000
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 755
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About powelale0000 : Just a simple girl in a not so simple world.

powelale0000's page activity

Visits<b>whyme5200</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 11:44am<b>XPiemaster</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:47am<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 3:32pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:29pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:47am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:17pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 9:53am<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 12:17am<b>FWMYKIGI1990</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 1:38pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 5:19pm<b>Morning</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 5:18pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 2:27pm<b>zman5267</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 3:52pm<b>kerstileann</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 11:13pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 7:20am<b>thedeadmen</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 12:33pm<b>2i1337i2iscore</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 7:06pm<b>katydid91</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 4:05am

Fucked!<b>whyme5200</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:44pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:30am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:53pm

powelale0000's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of powelale0000's badges

powelale0000's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (43877)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36484) - you deserved it (3573)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30967) - you deserved it (3615)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53212) - you deserved it (4095)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

#21280490
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41378) - you deserved it (3645)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

#21272079
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32150) - you deserved it (13117)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by eh - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39270) - you deserved it (8174)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML

#21267748
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42758) - you deserved it (3926)

On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (4139)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML

#21263705
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31585) - you deserved it (18913)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43192) - you deserved it (4160)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (3964)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: