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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 984
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About potatomanjr : I enjoy almost anything on wheels.. Feel free to message me.. I like to talk.

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potatomanjr's favorite FMLs

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

#14774020
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35472) - you deserved it (3189)

On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

#12687982
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25678) - you deserved it (2375)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

#9064267
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (2332)

On 03/14/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by kkbb - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

#7103612
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17905) - you deserved it (4013)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by uhhggggg - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (7325)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

#6836721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (8280)

On 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

#6018223
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (8214)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML

#5686873
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (32142)

On 10/06/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by 3LLI0TT (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

#4299524
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (43061)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16312) - you deserved it (104988)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML

#1674851
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46688) - you deserved it (16443)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

#825703
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10746) - you deserved it (94766)

On 04/05/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by Triedtobecool (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84725) - you deserved it (3929)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

#310419
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15060) - you deserved it (131606)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)



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