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Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
by Joey / 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Eloy Ymer / 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Health
Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
by kkbb / 03/14/2010 at 1:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by uhhggggg / 01/02/2010 at 12:16pm / Intimacy
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
by Chub / 10/27/2009 at 12:45am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
by 3LLI0TT / 10/06/2009 at 6:23pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:25am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by kat9232000 / 06/19/2009 at 12:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
by Triedtobecool / 04/05/2009 at 10:22pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Lifeguard / 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
by Noname / 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous