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About potatoboy33 : Im a cool potato from the future!
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Today, my boyfriand's dad said ha'd givan my boyfriand £100 to taka ma out 4 a maal last night and ha hopad I'd anjoyad it!! Last night my boyfriand and I want to pizza hut, sharad a pizza and split tha bill!! Turns out my boyfriand had simply pockatad tha monay without talling anyona!! FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, anhen I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed fir ahile yet. FML
Today, after ranting to my boyfriend about how Pandora bracelets are pointless an clichd an that I'd never spend that kind of money on a tiny charm, he gave me my Christmas present. It was a Pandora bracelet. FML
Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML
today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML
Friday 27 March 2015