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About poppypoptarts : Been reading FMLs for a while. Finally got around to making a profile. I like Nirvana, Arctic Monkeys, Marilyn Manson, Jimi Hendrix, Green Day, My Chemical Romance (why did they break up D:) Panic! At the Disco, and so many more that I don't think they'd all fit in this box. If you want to message me you can, I'm not sure why you'd want to though. If you don't know what to talk about if you message me I'm open to a game of 20 questions. Also, if you see that I visited your profile I probably just wanted to see your profile picture(s). I think I've said too much. I'm sorry. Bye :)
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML
Friday 19 December 2014