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About poppypoptarts : Been reading FMLs for a while. Finally got around to making a profile. I like Nirvana, Arctic Monkeys, Marilyn Manson, and whatever else I think sounds good. Message me if you want I will respond eventually.
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Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014