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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 July 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23385) - you deserved it (4843)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

#18548047
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21527) - you deserved it (6207)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30623) - you deserved it (4084)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (5872) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39552) - you deserved it (3014)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

#18526839
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10654) - you deserved it (32220)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (4923)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19930) - you deserved it (25085)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

#18488373
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24146) - you deserved it (2981)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

#18447759
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22899) - you deserved it (3012)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27682) - you deserved it (3510)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34008) - you deserved it (7135)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

#18295941
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (4316)

On 11/20/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Stinky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (15408)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

#18095448
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16077) - you deserved it (10909)

On 10/28/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by blabla (woman) - Brazil



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