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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I nearly got written up at work for missing an important memo. The memo was sent to everyone via the company Facebook group and not by our e-mail system. My manager could hardly believe people exist who have no Facebook account and have no intention of making one. FML

#21479032
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25390) - you deserved it (2281)

On 10/12/2015 at 11:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

#21461344
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10871) - you deserved it (30382)

On 08/27/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by O0hdear - United States (Texas)

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

#21459211
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30859) - you deserved it (1981)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

#21459180
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23522) - you deserved it (2883)

On 08/22/2015 at 3:30am - animals - by yooitscallo (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband decided he would rather be with his mistress than with me while I gave birth to our first child. FML

#21456262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (2319)

On 08/15/2015 at 4:22am - love - by MissyPants - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
60 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML

#21422504
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24039) - you deserved it (2376)

On 06/07/2015 at 8:53pm - misc - by onionrings (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

#21421481
51 comments

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On 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by fugly - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30285) - you deserved it (2839)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

#21401155
107 comments

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On 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33463) - you deserved it (3804)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

#21397382
47 comments

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On 04/21/2015 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (3272)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)



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