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Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
by newly passed, newly grassed / 12/06/2014 at 12:04pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
by graciegold95 / 12/06/2014 at 11:10am / United States (California) / Work
by hh / 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love
Today, I woke up feeling awful and decided to make myself a nice egg omelette with bacon, toast and fresh fruit. As I went to eat it, I stubbed my toe and dropped it all on the floor. My dogs were very happy about that. FML
by Dani / 12/05/2014 at 4:00pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML
by quickit / 12/05/2014 at 12:14pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my work department set a new sales record, something not done in nearly 30 years. It's corporate policy to give a bonus to each worker responsible as a reward. Our manager decided our "bonuses" would be plastic medals from Dollar Tree. He didn't even buy enough for everybody. FML
by anon / 12/05/2014 at 10:44am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Sad Chef ;( / 12/04/2014 at 10:33pm / United States / Love
by punaise ... / 12/04/2014 at 9:12pm / France (Franche-Comte) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
by yolonono / 12/04/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail from corporate saying that I'm being demoted because I don't work enough hours. I also got a text from my boss congratulating me on making the best sales numbers for November. FML
by nikkih_06 / 12/04/2014 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Work
by maddieex / 12/03/2014 at 9:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by crazy cat lady / 12/03/2014 at 6:24pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Animals
- Today, I started my first day working the drive thru at Taco Bell. My very first customer, a lady,… Today, I asked my husband of 15 years to get a vasectomy, as he's said for the past 13 we are done… Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought…