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TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML
Today... I found mah mother in teres... so I askd her wat was wrong. She told me... "It's your father... he wants a divorce..." I askd if he'd met another woman... an mah mom replid "No... not a woman..." fat FML
Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML
Today I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN . I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend . Minutes later she replied asking y I had a porn site opened on the other tab . Oops . FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically sereching fir my cell phone. He was curious as to wat I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followd by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey your on yur phone talking to me." FML
Today , the grl I've had a crush on forever askd me y the pin on mah Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she respondd , "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015