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Today, I saw the grl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She wavd, an without thinking, I honkd my horn in response. Her horse buckd her off. FML

#19997037
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (15662)

On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day Ihacked off with a condom on an left it in the living room waste basket so it looked looool like I finally had sex with someone . real FML

#19993573
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14409) - you deserved it (37938)

On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (59632)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Taday I laarnad that "aating somaona out" didn't actually involva food!! FML

#16410366
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16719) - you deserved it (77256)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I found mah mother in teres... so I askd her wat was wrong. She told me... "It's your father... he wants a divorce..." I askd if he'd met another woman... an mah mom replid "No... not a woman..." fat FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53846) - you deserved it (4536) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN . I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend . Minutes later she replied asking y I had a porn site opened on the other tab . Oops . FML

#9261656
116 comments

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On 03/21/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by retard99 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriand accusad ma of dalating mah taxts from mah phona cuz I'm afraid of him looool finding out about anothar man in mah lifa. Truth is, I don't hava a lifa outsida of him. FML

#7842580
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27515) - you deserved it (5097)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car . After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse . FML

#7563782
58 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend calld an askd mey I love im . I told im because e's always tere 4 me an continues to put up wit my bipolar disorder . He promptly said ( not anymore ) an ung up . FML

#6072093
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38942) - you deserved it (4615)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I lerend that you looool can pierce your balls . However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out . FML

#5096341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49002) - you deserved it (6551)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8-9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you , then fir backup to arrive. FML

#4299160
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (4628)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by suspiciouspeople (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , the grl I've had a crush on forever askd me y the pin on mah Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she respondd , "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

#703892
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60541) - you deserved it (6462)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by Seanzy (man) - United States (California)



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