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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About poplite02 : Hey,

My name is Mike, I'm a cool and relaxed person. I'm very social, I can turn an awkward moment into a funny conversation. I enjoy spending time with friends, going out and having a good time, and living each day to the fullest. If you wana know more about me, just message me. :)

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poplite02's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

#16020666
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33597) - you deserved it (16187)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15642) - you deserved it (63984)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15642) - you deserved it (63984)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18623) - you deserved it (32278)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63024) - you deserved it (16011)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

#3308517
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23772) - you deserved it (44829)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML

#3299965
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26994) - you deserved it (58943)

On 06/28/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by lifedamntough (woman) - Singapore



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