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popcorn_chicken
  • Town/Country : USA
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Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17340) - you deserved it (31358)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (8648)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by kiwi (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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